Lions Hoping To Avoid Another Groundhog Day This Thanksgiving

Team has its best shot yet at getting into the win column as 3-point underdog against the Bears
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There is a definite Groundhog Day vibe surrounding the Lions these days. 

Wake up, listen to Sonny and Cher, play some football, die (well, lose), wake up, and do it all over again.

What the Lions need, in a big way, is to punch Ned Ryerson smack in the face to start to break this sorry chain of events.

Last week, it was a new quarterback and the same result: another loss, dropping the Lions to 0-9-1. Saddest part? They actually could’ve won this game a dozen different times, but … they didn’t. D’Andre Swift managed 136 yards on only 14 carries, but Tim Boyle went out and Tim Boyle’d things, passing for 77 (!) yards on 23 (!) attempts and adding two interceptions to boot, leading to a 13-10 loss to the Cleveland Browns.

But onward and upward to this week’s Turkey Day tilt against the Chicago Bears, where hope springs eternal. And why is that? Because the Lions are 37-42-2 on Thanksgiving throughout their history, good for a .468 winning percentage, which not quite dwarfs the team’s overall historical winning percentage of .455.

So there’s that.

Declawed Bears

But really: a home tilt against the Bears? That’s a winnable game, and even the Michigan sportsbooks are giving the Lions a puncher’s chance here, with the moneyline at +145 on BetMGM Sportsbook Michigan and the Lions “only” getting three points as home underdogs at -105 at Golden Nugget Sportsbook Michigan and WynnBET Michigan

The over-under for this Thanksgiving battle — which is looking like a Jared Goff vs. Andy Dalton affair, assuming Goff’s oblique is O(bl)K — is sitting at 41.5, with the over at -105 at BetMGM, and the under at -105 at FOX Bet Michigan Sportsbook and FanDuel Michigan Sportsbook

Matchup-wise, this isn’t a terrible spot for the Lions — well, not a terrible spot for Swift, as the Bears rush defense is a middle-of-the-pack unit, ranking 15th in yards allowed per carry while facing the eighth most carries per game.

Truly: For the Lions to win this game, D’Andre Swift has to have the ball. A lot. Like all the time. Put him behind center, why not?

On the other side of the ball: The Lions defense is giving up the sixth most yards per game, but to the unit’s credit, it has held the Steelers and Browns to 29 combined points over the last two weeks. This is not a defense that has quit, and clearly, an Andy Dalton-led operation isn’t scaring anyone.

Prop shop

Looking at some player props — OK, fine, looking at some D’Andre Swift props — his receiving yards number is over 32.5 at -117 at Barstool Michigan, BetRivers Sportsbook Michigan, and TwinSpires. His rushing yards prop is over 62.5 at the same books at -115, and his total rushing-plus-receiving yards number is at 102.5 at -110 on the over at Caesars Michigan Sportsbook. He’s surpassed that number both times since Dan Campbell has taken over play-calling duties, and in six out 10 games overall. 

Swift is also -115 to score a Thanksgiving touchdown at BetMGM.

And for those looking to the future, on DraftKings Michigan the Lions are -105 to finish the season with under 1.5 wins. They are also -400 to finish with the fewest wins in the NFL (the woeful Jets, at 2-8, are +800).

DraftKings is also taking wagers on who the Lions will beat first this year. The Bears are +150, followed by second place “to go winless” at +275. After that, it’s the Vikings in Week 13 at +500, the Broncos in Week 14 at +1000, the Falcons in Week 16 at +1200, the Packers in Week 18 at +2000, the Cardinals in Week 15 at +2500, and the Seahawks at +3000 in Week 17. 

But perhaps the best bet on the board for Lions boosters is in the DraftKings 2022 draft market, where Kayvon Thibodeaux, the Oregon edge rusher and every mock drafter’s current No. 1 pick, is at -110 to go first. The Lions obviously need a quarterback, but the class is relatively deep (if not all that talented) and it’s easy to see the Lions shoring up their defense at the top of the draft and getting a quarterback with their other first-round pick (from the Rams) later in the round.

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